My trailer got a propane heater.
posted by Paul Staugaitis at 5:20 PM
Thursday, March 23, 2006
About Me
- Name: Paul Staugaitis
- Location: Melbourne, Australia
Paul Staugaitis is a bogan and life as a bogan is good, particularly in Australia where fuel prices are about as low as anywhere in the world that matters. He accelerates the automotive arms race by driving a Land Rover Defender and believes that by driving larger, more dangerous cars we are actually protecting society in the same way that nuclear proliferation maintained a degree of world peace through mutually assured destruction. Paul is a leading authority in the field of mediocrity and knows that one can only truly appreciate excellence when one is mired in mediocrity.
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8 Comments:
You know what sucks? Snowmachines aren't turbodiesel and don't leave black marks in the snow.
Also, you can't do circlework in them. That's pretty gay right there.
This site needs a "Rate my Bogan" Section!
Yes, that's right, macfarlane. It does. I think this pic gets three out of five pentahewitts.
So how many Khe Sanhs or somezing is that?
Is this 2 different scales for the same thing, like say Centigrade and Fahrenheit, or 2 identical scales with different starting points, like Centigrade and Kelvin ?
Is a Khe Sanh, AFL to a PentaHewits VFL, or dare I even say it SAFL ?
Please explain?
A leading authority in the field (Mick J) claims you get 13 Lleytons to a Latham. I reckon we need to go metric so its more like a thousand e.g. 1 milliLatham = 1 Lleyton.
1 MegaLleyton = 1 Crowe, the largest unit of Boganity.
Should we also have an inverse scale for wankerness, where wankerness = -boganity. Example: 1 Lleyton = -1 Vizard.
I guess we should also consider log scales 1 Crowe = 30dB(Lleyton).
I do know that coolness is measure in MegaFonzies.
What happens when Bogan behaviour crosses the boundary into world class coolness... like the Boonie? or is that like a solar eclipse or somezing?
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