The Bogan-Wanker Scale.
I have a steaming pile of philosophical questions that need answers. Inspired by the thinking behind www.politicalcompass.org I figure the world needs a new internet based test that determines where a candidate sits on the bogan-wanker scale. A candidate may then compare their boganity against celebrities and historical figures. The candidate may then print out a certificate... it'll be great. You'll see. How is the scale calibrated? Is the population normally distributed across the scale? is there a skew one way or the other? Is one's boganity intrinsic or acquired? Is the distribution of the population on the bogan-wanker scale in a country related to its Big Mac index? I think there might be a Dawkins university PhD in this. Start commenting now.