If John Smeaton isn't a Household Name by Friday...
then there's something wrong with the world. You must go visit http://www.johnsmeaton.com/ and donate a pint to the one man war on terror.

A notable exceprt from the comments page:

EO Says: July 2nd, 2007 at 12:48 pm
Some more things you didn’t know about our man here ….

• John’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
• Rather than being birthed like a normal child, John Smeaton instead decided to punch his way out of his mother’s womb.
• John Smeaton once flying kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
• John Smeaton sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, John flying kicked the devil in the face and took his soul.
• The chief export of John Smeaton is pain.
• John Smeaton lost his virginity before his dad did.
• After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending John Smeaton. His reasoning? It was more “humane”.
• One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death John Smeaton

Prime Minister Extends Helping Hand, Iron Fist, and Middle Finger Simultaneously.
Say what you like about the Man of Steel - If the Mutujulu plan isn't a political masterpiece I don't know what is. I reckon he might just conjured up a 5th-order win-win-win-win-win situation - When I've got some time I might even try to work out where it's all headed. I'm no geo-political expert but what could possibly go wrong with deploying Australian armed forces against our own citizens? I even had to write an email to a friend in sunny Scotland to see if he's heard the news.

I'm quite proud of the email a spewed out in a rush after the weekend's news - I might have to do some more blogging on these boring old political subjects because there isn't enough of it on the internet. So here's a copy of my email rant with spellage errors and everything:

Been watching the news from Glasgow airport. Those head hacking foreigners are an embarrassment to the species. Looks like Osama must really be scraping the bottom of the barrell for recruits. Was it that these clowns slipped through the intelligence dragnet by being rightly dimissed by some analyst as being too stupid for entry-level terrorism (a stupidity level markedly below the pre-requisite level of stupidity for Islamo-nuttism but somehow still sufficient to eat, breathe etc...)?

Has there been any news in the UK on the Prime Minister's plan to send in the armed forces to curb our more savage indigenous citizens from boozing up and rooting their kids? The outcries over lack of sensitivity to indigenous culture have already started. The Prime Minister who refused to say sorry to the 'stolen generation' has just upped the stakes and extended a middle finger - it's political genius on so many levels.

And those Cheese eaters have just elected themselves a reformist who, on the face of it, hates America less than any other Frenchman in history. I assume the protest tractors are approaching Paris as we speak. I even hear that the surrender monkeys might even deploy a combat squad that might be allowed to shoot their guns in Darfur just in time to watch the last African refugree slaughtered in February next year - that's if they can push the paperwork through Brussels, and the UN.

At least its snowing - our climate change induced drought has transformed itself to climate change induced cold weather and rain.

I must have been in a good mood.