Bogan Crisis: Wankers on the Rise.
Wankers, Bogans
In-depth Analysis using Google Trends proves in fact that the world bogan index is on the decline. This disturbing trend is sparking fears with me that wankers may soon force all of us to give up meat pies and VB. Importantly the rise in the wankerism trend correlates strongly to the All Ordinaries Index prompting this bogan to begin warnings of a stockmarket crash. With this many wankers in the system pumping share prices something's got to give, BHP Billiton wasn't built on Chardonnay you know. Mark my words, 2008 is going to be a bad year for all those BMW driving show offs with more taste than brains.
Wankers, Bogans
In-depth Analysis using Google Trends proves in fact that the world bogan index is on the decline. This disturbing trend is sparking fears with me that wankers may soon force all of us to give up meat pies and VB. Importantly the rise in the wankerism trend correlates strongly to the All Ordinaries Index prompting this bogan to begin warnings of a stockmarket crash. With this many wankers in the system pumping share prices something's got to give, BHP Billiton wasn't built on Chardonnay you know. Mark my words, 2008 is going to be a bad year for all those BMW driving show offs with more taste than brains.
posted by Paul Staugaitis at 4:14 PM
3 Comments:
I will not be satisfied until there exxists some kind of website where bogans and wankers may face off, mano e mano.
As a confirmed wanker since my early teens I feel that we are being unfairly maligned.
And I'll take on any Bogan that thinks Hammer Curls on a wobble board developes bigger forearms than yanking the plank.(Floatingmister)
Paul, Paul, Paul... when will you learn that they're not meat pies, they're maggot bags!
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